[Shirley Eugest]

you don't know how to operate outboard gear

you bury your casio / tr808 instrumental trax in favor of your
bloated, overcompressed, reverb-soaked amateur vocs

the chord progressions are one step removed from romper room

the beats are *almost* tah tah tee-tee tah quality

and who's playing the telephone?

give up, retard

stick to scamming cat food and lonely texans