Brother Horace the Proto-Literate flubbed:

Brother Horace the Grasping whined:

Yes, that's true. Krooger is a compulsive liar and slander, and you are a
coward and a thief. Quite distinct, the two of you are, aside from the
traits you share -- rabid religiosity, compulsion to call people names,
and undergo rituals of masochism in public.

Given

Yes, it's virtually a given that in your way, you're nearly as dishonest
and dishonorable as the Krooborg is. Nobody has yet linked you to
pedophilia, though, so overall you're not as despicable.

Coming from you, this is quite a complement.

Learn to write, hack.