Marc Phillips said:

As a rule I'm a heavy tipper, even if the service is medocre.

Maybe you could go on a diet.

Do you want to ask Turdy what "medocre" means? It's not an English
word.

I think that word comes from too many meals at the nearby Waffle House.

If there were a perfect Kroostaurant, it would have all-you-can-oink
buffets at every meal, plus scales near the door, and the house
policy would be "NO TIPPING!"