Dude, I thought I told you to trash that crappy little stereo!! Clipping
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"Eddie Runner" wrote in message
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There was once a poor car stereo, it was owned by a mean and hatefull 17
year old boy ho loved loud music. The boy would torture the car stereo
by trying to get him to play beyond his capabilities. The boys abuse
included causing the poor car stereo to clip his signal for hours at a
time and to overheat. The boy even played the car stereo so loud the
lights would dim! The poor car stereo wanted to please his owner so he
accepted this abuse without question. The hatefull boy often complained
to the car stereo and threatened it with replacement!! And even worse,
the trash can!

The poor car stereo tried his best to keep up with the boys hatefull
demands and he endured the endless clipped signals and hellish abuse
untll he could take it no longer... The poor car stereo finally could
not hold back and let his protection circuit kick in causing the entire
stereo system to go so quite you could hear a pin drop! The poor car
stereo could not help but to notice the boys hostility building up in
his very pimply red face.

Thats it the boy said as he pulled into a car stereo shop! "Rip this
crappy car stereo out and put the most expensive dual hetrodine,
burr/smith, high volt, mp7 playin, dvd playin, flip out, lock down, KY
satellite radio, seven thousand watt per channel, balanced line,
automatic, gps, line leveler, digital/analog, uptown, removable faced,
big cheese, smarty pants, know it all, digital readout, and everything
else radio!!!! " "And throw that old piece of crap in the trash can."

The poor car stereo was terrified! And went head over heals right into
the shop trashcan!

The mean old boy left the shop heavily abusing the new car stereo as he
burned rubber out of the stereo shopes parking lot and roared down the
street. The poor car stereo sat in the nasty old trashcan with a tear in
his digital display and a depressed state waiting to be crushed into a
coffee can.....

A few hours later, there the poor car stereo was startled suddenly by
light as an installer picked up the poor car stereo out of the trashcan
and dusted it off! The installer polished the poor car stereo a bit and
marched it over to a nice shiney car owned by a sweet little grayhaired
lady... After the exchange of $50 which the installer quickly pocketed,
the poor car stereo found himself being installed into the little ladies
dashboard.... The poor car stereo PLAYED AGAIN!!!

The poor car stereo was overjoyed to be given another chance and he was
determined that no matter how hard this new owner played him he would
try his best to not clip or overheat and he would keep his protection
circuitry in check...

Vroom Vroom, the car started up and the poor car stereo lit up with some
soft music, the little old lady put the car in gear and proceded down
the street... The music was soft and sweet... The car stereo was braced
and ready for action when the little ladies hand reached for his
knobs!!! He scanned to another station with more soft music.... What is
this he thought??? A trick??? The car stereo was puzzled and confused at
first but he soon learned the little old lady would not be abusing him
as his previous owner the mean little boy did...

He was encouraged when the little old lady would sing along with him,
and he loved it!! He was no longer depressed or unsure of himself as a
car stereo, He never before realized that life as a car stereo could be
so good. The car stereo learned all about reproducing music in a whole
new way, within his capabilities, and the music was so beautifull and so
satisfying!

The car stereo lived happily ever after....

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