"Patrick Turner" wrote in message
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Anonymous wrote:

Pat, Andre. This is for BOTH of you.

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You a

[X] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [X] Aol'er
[ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek
[X] Spammer [X] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [X] Freak [X] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [X] Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen
[ ] Obnoxious Advocacy Freak

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[XXXXXX] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply (and then some, Pat)
[X] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started/continued an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[X] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in 3lIt3 CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[X] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:
[X] Give up your Internet access
[ ] Hang yourself
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[X] Install a brain that actually works
[ ] Read the FAQ
[X] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Get a life
[X] Never post again
[X] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] You couldn't do anything with a brain if you had one
[X] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[X] Get *ucked, you pathetic loser
[ ] All of the above