"The Ghost" wrote in message
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"Jim Carr" wrote in
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.....snip.....

. However, I draw the
line at measuring Mr. Happy in centimeters - I prefer a larger scale
on principle.


No doubt your ex dumped you because she preferred something that was
simply
larger and that wasn't battery operated.

LOL! That was a good one, Ghost! How did you know my penis had a battery?
Could you taste it on your tongue?