[Patrick Turner]

On Jul 10, 11:17*pm, Lord Valve wrote:
Patrick Turner wrote:
nobody had anything electrical,
( except for a few rich *******s in the royal court in Vienna
where Mozart recorded his music.

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To my knowledge, Mozart never recorded jack **** - there was nothing to
do it with in the late 1700s. If you mean by "recording" that he wrote it out
on staff paper with a pen, sure.

Lord Valve
Musician

Well of course Jack **** wasn't ever going to get recorded. He had a
terrible voice, and couldn't sing in tune like so many other dull
bland and poor cousins and unkels in the Mozart family. Young
"Moatzie" had influential friends who were geniuses like himself, so
they did DIY electricity etc, etc, and they had a little recording
studio with digital effects in the backroom of a wealthy idiot Prince
of Vienna, with more dough than sense. But outside this little "in"
grope, nobody ever found out that they were up to, so 30 years passed
without anyone knowing anything much different, and mean while some
Sturgeon fella was farnarkling around with primitive batteries, copper
wire, and nails and stuff, doing it the hard way. After "Moatzie"
karked it at 35, there were umpteen European wars and revolutions, and
the palace where "little room of tricks" was burnt to the ground, and
the dudes who did the early recording gear lost lives after joining
armies because they wandered around paddocks so absentmindedly trying
to think up a better computer.

History is so unkind and unforgivable.

Patrick Turner.