The little chimp went berserk
On Apr 7, 2:07*am, "GeoSynch" wrote:
GeoSynch [The Greatest] observed:
Marcie and Jilly trade beauty secrets:
"I, on the other hand, have lovely skin."
"People can't believe I'm the age I am."
"I have almost no grey hair."
"[M]y face is free from wrinkle or blemishes."
(I frequently get complimented on the softness of my skin. It drives
women into paroxysms of delight when they touch it. They always ask me
what lotions and cleansers I use. "You must use the expensive stuff!
Your skin is flawless!" they always say. They cannot believe it when I
tell them I don't use any. None at all. That always drives them into
paroxysms of jealousy.)
Sounds like a couple of hussies about to get into a catfight real soon. ;-)
And Boy George, incapacitated with another debilititating homo disease, isn't
around to referee this impending melee.
Yes, Boon, a nerve has been severely struck.
A double response to this one shows how piercing this is to Senator
Sugar's frail ego. He's probably whimpering and trying to wring his
beard out right now.
Why are some people born with clear, glowing skin, and others reduced
to impatiently tapping their shoes on the floors of random men's
rooms? It just doesn't seem fair.
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