[Gary Eickmeier]

After suffering criticism from all corners of the industry, audio pioneer
Peter Belt has released a product that could bring the industry to its
knees. We have had fancy cables, green pens, and room treatments - now brace
yourself for the final solution: Mr. Belt has succeeded in bottling concert
hall air and making it last for an entire LP. You just open the top and let
the air mingle with your own. The canisters sell for just $499, and can be
saved on the shelf until the next playing for at least two weeks! Save it
until the next time you need to put on a demo to impress your friends. A
12-pack can be had for a discounted rate of $4999 plus shipping.

A demonstration in New York City to a group of high end dealers and writers
proved that the concept works. "Incredible," said one "golden eared"
reviewer, who wishes to remain anonymous. "The air became suddenly faster,
more palpable, and there was more 'there' there."

There there.

Gary Eickmeier