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Default Conn Bench Telecaster

On Jan 20, 7:11 pm, Boon wrote:
On Jan 20, 5:04 pm, "Coconuts" wrote:



"Bret L" wrote in message


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The guy who took the Conn only wanted it for parts. He
wanted the AGO
keyboards for a PAiA style (John Simonton piece of ****
halfass synth)
project and put the guts on eBay. Apparently the tone gen
section is
pretty well toast, and the ACV of these organs is nothing.
So I got
the bench for it in the haul, the legs unscrewed. It's a
big heavy
slab of what looks like poplar or alder. I'm going to have
it
surfaced. cut in half and glued up to make a Telecaster
style guitar
or two. Generations of old ladies farting and queefing all
over it
playing at Mass will make it one holy guitar, I figure.


"queefing"???


Autism.


"Queef" is a colloquial term for 'pussyfart'.